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NFL 7/8 Parlay Wagers Accepted

 

Max’s Weekly NFL Teaser Card **

Wager $ 50.00 on a 7 or 8-team Parlay and win at 40 to 1 odds

 

Underdogs galore to choose from:

  • Take Indianapolis Colts (+5.5; over 46.5) at the Minnesota Twin Vikings
  • Take Detroit Lions (+3.5, over/under 40.5) at the New Jersey Giants
  • Your choice – Tennessee Tuxedo Titans (+5.5, o/u 41.5) at the stumbling Kansas City Indian Chiefs
  • Buffalo Bills (-10.5; o/u 41.5) at home versus the hapless Cleveland Indian Browns
  • Your choice / pick ‘em – Philly Eagles (5.5; o/u 40.5) at the Baltimore Ravens
  • Houston Texans (-7.5, o/u 39.5) at home versus the Jacksonville Jaguars
  • Pittsburgh Steelers (-3.5, o/u 39.5) at the Cincinnati Bengals
  • Green Bay Packers (-7.5, o/u 39.5) at the cold Bears’ Soldiers Field in Chicago

**  Send your wager to DaileySun@outlook.com and receive a confirmation prior to 9:00 p.m. PST Saturday, December 17, 2016

Obama and Bo the Dog
President Playing Football with Bo

Later games:

  • New Orleans Saints (+1.5, o/u 50.5) at the disappointing Arizona (ought to move back to St. Louis) Cardinals
  • Atlanta Falcons (-13.5, o/u 50.5) hosting the sad San Francisco 49ers (Niners are now actually from Santa Clara and owned by the sinking Jed York family)
  • Denver Broncos (+2.5, o/u 44.5) hosting the cooling down New England Patriots
  • Oakland Raiders! (-3.5, o/u 43.5) at the struggling last-place San Diego Chargers

NBC game: Tampa Bay Buccaneers (-7.5, o/u 45.5) at the Dallas Cowgirls

MNF: Carolina Panthers (+7.5; o/u 50.5) at the Washington Indian Redskins

 

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Max’s Scout Services & Communications of the Americas, LLC

[ for musement only ]

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Excerpt from “Country Corner – Germ Warfare”

Excerpt from the Screenplay, “Country Corner – Germ Warfare”.

In a big voice Jo Jo cheers, “Let’s go Sharks!

Ah choo, Ah choo. Ah choo!”

“You are sneezing on the floor,” remarks frightened Benji.

“Oh sheet, the Tall One is getting the flu. Stay away from me. Benji, step back from Jo Jo.” Roscoe continues his verbal tirade, “You are going to kill somebody. Spreading the flu is murder!”

via Excerpt from the Screenplay, “Country Corner – Germ Warfare”.

D. A. D.’s Status Report on the Screenplay “The Last Resort” and Motivated to Give Up Casino Life for Lent (40 Days)

 and Dateline: 2-20-2015

County of Douglas, Northern Nevada

fyi, I’m still sick as a dog

  • my joints and muscles feel like I got beat up by two old ladies.
  • My stomach is spasming and cramping after this feta cheese + spinach stuffed pig  tenderloin lunch.

I ate a warm noon meal at the Sr. center… just finishing up…

and nope, I am not playing bingo with the rest of the folks.

Two (2) casinos 86’ed me for the day… I guess I will give up casino life for this Lenten Season.

Facts:

Thanks to Mr. James of the C.O.D. Garage and Casino on 3595 Esmeralda Avenue in historic downtown Minden for throwing me out twice (4:00 a.m. and 7:15 a.m.). Mr. J. had someone cash-out my electronic-computer-generated winnings ticket. It was for $19.75. The dude came back with $14.75. I did not notice the missing Lincoln. The messenger was given 3 authentic sort-of-silver quarters as a tip. This casino beat me by $6.00.

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The other casino had Mr. Pete eject me from the hotel lobby outside the business center – this center is about the size of two linen closets with two PCs, no office supplies, an aged printer, and no Microsoft software loaded on it.  I keep telling myself that the BDI is a resort, not a four star hotel, motor lodge, and camper park. At this casino, I cashed-out my computer-generated winnings ticket for $14.25. Go figure… I tipped both bartenders 4 silver-clad or copper sandwiched US quarters. Thus, this casino beat me by $8.25.

Well, at least the BDI gave me two shots of some sort of Kahlua-flavored liquer for breakfast.

Still cannot get green handing suitcase from the Holiday Lodge, but called the US Marshals office and the state (Nevada) Attorney’s Oriface.  Ms. Jackie is the owner who split town yesterday.

I missed the train from Reno this morning.

There is always another train at the same time the following day.

Aloha.

Valentine’s Day Massacre on Main Street of Gardenville, Northern Nevada (note, this is NOT a suicide note)

Another Buck & Agnes Break-Up in the Screenplay “The Last Resort”

Dateline: Northern, Freezing Heart Nevada

Valentines’ Day Eve = Friday the 13th of February 2015

Yep, this Libra musician is playing me like a fiddle BIG time today.

The same thing is happening today on St. Valentine’s Day 2015

Fiancee Anni A.

“You deserve a break today, so get out (of Gardenville) and get away . . .”

copyright MMXV – D. A. D. Publishing & Associates (and formerly with Anni Ault) of Western Colorado by way of Swizerland –

Rain and Snow : Colorado Here I Come [ Imagine a 4th Winter Snow Storm for the Rocky Mountains!?! ]

Dateline: February 6-9, 2015

Reporting from Sacramento, California, and Carson City, Nevada / D. Dailey & Anni A.

It has been raining for almost four days, off and on, and it raining moderately at this moment (2045 hrs. Sunday, February 8th)

May God grant the Aspen and Eagle Colorado ski resorts some genuine powder snows by Monday. Amen.

Mount Sopris in Late September
Mount Sopris in Late September

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To:      Max’s Scout Services & Communications LLC Staff

D. A. Dailey Publishing & Associates

From:   David A. Dailey, Founder

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  1. Paid Vacation (up to 1 day for every 30 days of full-time worked)
  2. Telephone and Internet Use from Smartphone
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Glenwood Springs Amtrak Station near the Colorado River
Glenwood Springs Amtrak Station near the Colorado River
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  2. Paid 30 or 60 Minute Lunch Break Whenever Working 8 or 9 Hour Shifts
  3. More Than 5 days/year Personal Leave (up to 10 per calendar year)
  4. Five Days/Year Paid Sick Days
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Super Bowl L = 50

MAX’S SCOUT SERVICES, LLC –

[of Colorado, Indiana. Florida, Hawai’I, and Northern California]

Super Bowl L Futures:  Indianapolis Colts/AFC Champ  -3.5pts; Over 50 total points scored

SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONSHIP  //  SUPER-DUPER REVERSE TEASER CARDS

2014-2015 NFC final:  28 – 22 in sudden-death overtime in Seattle // Green Bay ‘under’

  • Seattle Seahawks host in Sunday’s early game  HAWKS -17.5
  • Green Bay Packers – who beat the Dallas Cowboys last weekend!  THE PACK – 21.5
  • O/U = 55.5

 

President Playing Football with Bo
President Playing Football with Bo

2014-2015 AFC Championship Game in Foxboro, Massachusetts:

AFC final:  48 – 12 in 60 minutes time // N. E. Pats ‘under’–inflated balls

  • New England Patriots – Won the AFC East and a first-round bye   PATS  – 17.5
  • Indianapolis Colts — AFC South Champions play in Sunday’s second title game  HOOSIER HORSES  – 18.5
  • O/U = 59.5

 

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A Tribute to Small Businesses in Glenwood Springs: “The Twelve Days of Christmas”

Santa 06

“Three Great Kings of Orient are Smoking on their Bubble Gum Cigars.”

“Little Plumber Boy”

“I Saw Mommy Kissing the Garbage Man”

“Jingle Pockets”

“I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas (and Don’t Give a Flying Bird about Skiing)”

“Do You Smell What I Hear”

“Deck the Halls with Balls of Matzos”

“Baby it is Sold Outside”

“Rudy the Alcoholic Reindeer”

“O Tanning Parlor, O Tanning Parlor”

Are just a few of the seasonal songs that may be playing in your head after hearing them at stores, outside churches, on the radio, or in elevators.

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Santa with Sharks

‘Twelve Days of Christmas’ [ a tribute to small businesses ]

“On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: A wasps’ nest in an Aspen tree.”

“On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Two dogs from the Garfield County Humane Society.

“On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Three navel rings from Hole in the Wall Tattoo parlor, located on Grand Avenue behind the Chocolate Moose.”

“On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Four matching mittens from Summit Canyon Mountaineering at the corner of Grand Avenue and 8th Street.”

“On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Five golden rings from the Jewels & Gems store, located near 10th Street at 914 Grand Avenue.”

“On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Six dinners at the Rivera Supper Club, located down by the Colorado River at the corner of Grand Avenue and 6th Street.”

“On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Seven Teddy Bears from the Hotel Colorado coffee and gift shop.”

“On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Eight snow boots from Sunlight Mountain Ski and Bike shop on 9th Street near Cooper Avenue.”

“On the 9th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Nine bottles of wine from Cooper Wine and Spirits, located on the northeast corner of Cooper and 8th Street.”

“On the 10th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Ten bucks from the Vectra Bank, located on the southwest corner of 8th and Grand Avenue.

“On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 11 precious rocks from High Country Gems and Minerals” on 8th Street near Cooper Street.

“On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Twelve awesome donuts from Sweet Coloradough.”

“On the thirteenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 13 great toys from the Downtown Drug store, along where you drive over 35 MPH on Grand Avenue.

“On the fourteenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Fourteen dancing gals at the Vaudeville Venue show.

Fa, la, la, la . . .

christmas beer tree

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[ for musement ]