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The Dailey Sun~Chronicles
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“No Rumors, No Fake News Stories – Just the Facts, Jack!”
Volume VII, Issue 32
11 – 18 – 18
***** Sunday Edition
Some Odd Events During the Last Month in the U.S.A.
Kids Being Kids?!?
Dateline: Aurora, Colorado
A middle school principal nabbed a juvenile, who wore a clown mask and chased students walking home.
Funny Floridians . . .
Dateline: Big Coppitt Key, Florida
Daryl Royal Riedel, 48, chugged a 16-ounce beer after being stopped for suspicion of drunk driving.
A Sign of the Times?!?
Dateline: Chicago, Illinois
Free milk will be provided to low-income families through March from six sites in Chicago, Melrose Park and Blue Island.
Similar to the Leaning Tower of Pisa…
Dateline: San Francisco, California
A new violation against the sinking Millennium Tower was issued after another cracked window was found.
Lax TSA is Good…
Dateline: SeaTac Airport in Seattle, Washington
Visitors are being allowed past security for the first time in nearly two decades. The new program allows greeters to meet or see off loved ones. This “SEA Visitor Pass” meets TSA requirements for domestic travel gates and is certainly must friendlier.
It is Flu Season…
Dateline: Orono, Maine
Researchers at the University of Maine are using a $430K National Institute of Health grant to study immune responses.
State Trooper Caught Red Faced and Red Handed.
Dateline: Silverdale, Washington
Officer Manning has taken down a Confederate flag he flew outside his home after his supervisors were tipped off. Manning claimed he inherited it from his grandfather and was not aware of the negative implications of the symbol.
Climate Change with Bad Effects . . .
Dateline: Colorado Springs, Colorado
Insurance companies state they have received more than 12,000 damage claims after June’s event which was the city’s worst hail storm in 20 years.
Lucky Cats . . .
Dateline: Ledgewood, New Jersey
An animal welfare center rescued 172 cats from a home that had no electricity nor running water.
Poor Cat . . .
Dateline: Cleveland, Ohio
CPD officer Vu Nguyen, who collapsed during a timed 1.5-mile fitness run during 90-degree heat has passed away.
Tax Revenue Reaches a High . . .
Dateline: Juneau, Alaska
State revenue from marijuana taxes has reached a “high” of $1.2 million.
Poor American Veteran . . .
Dateline: Atlanta, Georgia
A USAF vet died after he lit himself on fire in front of the Georgia Capitol while protesting the Veterans Affairs system.
Taking Justice into Thy Own Hands . . .
Dateline: Youngstown, Ohio
A man charged in a human-trafficking investigation apparently fatally shot himself.
Civics Class Gone . . .
Dateline: Park City, Utah
Teacher was placed on-leave for instructing students to read the lyrics of Eminem song that slams President Trump.
“Post Turtle” Donald
Placed There by American Voters and Must be Removed by Others.
He does not know how to get himself down or do the right things while up there.
Now for the Bad News . . .
Dateline: Redmond, Oregon
A woman who was said to be in good health has died from hantavirus pulmonary syndrome, which is a disease transmitted through rodent droppings.
Dateline: Provincetown, Massachusetts
Researchers say “Ladders”, a fin whale that washed ashore, was known to them for over 30 years.
Dateline: Jamestown, North Dakota
A landfill worker died when both a dump truck and payloader struck and ran over him.
Dateline: Charleston, South Carolina
The southern pine beetle has returned to the state. The last outbreak during 2000 caused $1.5 billion damages.
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