POTUS Donald J. Trump’s Most Notable Sporting Achievement During
His Nibbs’ U.S.A. Presidency
(FLORIDA – Earth Day Eve, Saturday, April 21, 2018) – While other living presidents were in Texas participating in former First Lady Barbara Bush’s funeral arrangements, the reigning elected President did something for the very first time. With the secret service attesting his score card, DJT scored equal to his intelligence quotient (IQ).
Pres Trump chipped to the 16th green and had enough. DJT picked up his golf ball and headed to his ‘oval office’ in Mirror-al-Lago, Florida. Neither the POTUS nor his Department of the Treasury caddies have revealed his nibb’s final score.
Speculation is that it approached a 70!
Trump’s actual IQ may be as low as 66.
“I told you so,” states Joe
White House Press Secretary for the WH was not available for comment and did not answer our phone calls or e-mails. She may have been playing in a foursome some distance behind DJT.
Recognizing that there has been a significant rise in gasoline prices and Earth Day (1970-2018) was going to occur, his nibb’s signed two executive orders before he showered after his stunning round of golf.
One EX Order was to allow pollution and another was to aid oil companies to explore for petroleum – tax credits – even in national parks and nature preserves that exist on federally-owned lands.
The President’s overwhelmed personal physician, who now works double-time trying to micromanage the U. S. Department of Veterans’ Affairs, remains concerned about his patient’s skin cancer exposure, the prospect of providing care to thousands adversely affected by the renewed Trade War, Syrian military actions, and impending injuries and illnesses of troops involved in the war (aka military actions) versus Cuba.
Cuban leaders remain adamant that the WH cannot be trusted. Their newly appointed Communist Party leader and head-of-state replacing the Castro brothers is hoping that the imperialist Vice President and U. S. President will die shortly of carcinoma and rectal cancer, respectively.
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