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TWWTW: That Was the Week That Was in America

 

In the North American Wild West . . .

 

Dateline: Kennewick, Washington

Investigators are involved after a mower operator ran over a human body.

 

Dateline: Beeville, Texas

Police responded to a report of a snake coming out of a resident’s toilet.

 

Dateline: St. George, Utah

The Mormon motorcycle club – The Temple Riders – is celebrating its 30th anniversary. No details of what kind of shindig they will have.

 

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Along the North Atlantic Coast . . .

 

Dateline: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Four peacocks escaped from the city zoo and caused a major traffic jam on I-76.

 

Dateline: Trenton, New Jersey

Former Governor Chris Christie opened up a new law firm. It is unclear what type of law he will be practicing.

Dateline: Trenton, New Jersey

President Trump finally declared the state a disaster area after storms during March 6 and 7 resulted in property damages of more than $20 million.

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Dateline: Palisades Park, New Jersey

Mayor Rotundo apologized for his mother’s racist Facebook post about Koreans.

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In the American Heartland . . .

 

Dateline: Kokomo, Indiana

Two children in the care of a 21-year-old woman tested positive for meth and THC and her infant was found severely malnourished.

 

Dateline: Trenton, New Jersey

July 27-29, 2018, has been set as the state’s “tax-free” holiday.

 

Dateline: Tupelo, Mississippi

19-year-old Nick Perkins won the Ultimate Elvis Tribute Artist Competition and will represent the town at The Graceland event.

 

Dateline: Biloxi, Mississippi

Fish and game officials will not reopen the speckled trout season because catches reported by fishermen during the first part of the season sound fishy.

 

Dateline: Birmingham, Alabama

Deceased gubernatorial candidate Michael McAllister won more than 3,000 votes.

 

Dateline: Minneapolis, Minnesota

The state’s suicide crisis hotline is preparing to die at the end of June.

 

Dateline: Columbus, Ohio

The state cancelled a planned $1.1 billion Medicaid cut to hospitals.

 

Dateline: Box Elder, South Dakota

Fire investigators concluded that May’s fire that destroyed the Ultramax Ammunition Plant was started by accident.

 

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Dateline: Long Island, New York

 

American Dustin Johnson after shooting rounds of 67 and 69 (4 under-par) leads the United States (golf) Open after 36 holes. Americans Tiger Woods, Jordan Spieth, Bubba Watson, Matt Kuchar, Kevin Kisner, Spanyard Sergio Garcia, and Brit Rory McIlroy failed to make the cut. The 72-hole championship is due to conclude on Fathers’ Day.

 

 

Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPNl1Dn_u0U

 

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The Dailey Sun~Chronicles: Volume 7, Issue 11 with News Bulletins Across the U.S.A.

TWWTW: That Was the Week That Was in America

 

In the North American Wild West . . .

Dateline: Aspen, Colorado

One dude pleaded guilty for throwing bottles of alcohol, bleach, and titanium oxide into the Roaring Fork River.

 

Dateline: Honolulu, Hawai’i

Japanese tourists, who interrupted a group of men injecting drugs in a restroom face $50,000.00 in medical costs from being assaulted.

 

Dateline: Coeur D’Alene, Idaho

The local resort estimates that 30,000 golf balls have accumulated on the floor of the lake bed near a floating golf green.

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Along the North Atlantic Coast . . .

Dateline: Providence, Rhode Island

Laws are being written to prohibit leasing arrangements for pets.

Dateline: Albany, New York

A series of cybersecurity drills are being conducted to see how vulnerable the state’s election system is to hacking.

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In the American Heartland . . .

Dateline: Harrisburg, Arkansas

Mayor Millis is searching for a new police chief after demoting the previous on for ‘disrespectfulness.’

Dateline: Paw Paw, Michigan

Police were told of a man shot in the neck while searching for deer antlers. He was charged for filing a false felony report when it was learned that the ‘victim’ fell on an arrow.

Dateline: Topeka, Kansas

Ten stretches of memorial roadways are being designated to honor fallen state law enforcement officers.

 

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Brown Bear After Dad

 

Elsewhere in the United State of America . . .

Dateline: Sarasota, Florida

A couple woke up to find a 300-pound alligator in their swimming pool.

 

 

Let it be: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyOs2abOYXg&feature=share

 

 

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The Dailey Sun~Chronicles – June 7th Issue Theme “Human Error”

That Was The Week That Was in the USA

In the North American Wild West . . .

 

Dateline: Las Vegas, Nevada [Carson City is the state capital]

 

Now the Golden Knights are down 1-3 in the Stanley Cup Finals. A backyard fire spread to three homes causing over $650K in damage. A winning $2 bet on Las Vegas will only recover (500 to 1) $1,000.

 

Dateline: Hobbs, New Mexico

 

Catholic Church is investigating reports that a statue or Our Lady of Guadalupe is weeping.

 

Dateline: Fairbanks, Alaska [ JEW-no is the state capital ]

 

State animal control have released a plan to reduce the number of fornicating rabbits since their population increased by 1,000%.

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“Let It Be” 

 

Along the North Atlantic Coast . . .

 

Dateline: Columbia, South Carolina [state capital]

 

Lottery officials state that Christmas Day winners will not be paid $35 million in prizes because there was a glitch whereby everyone was made a winner.

 

Dateline: Orono, Maine

 

A new genetic strain is being released by the University of Maine of a gourmet item, “Pinto Gold.” Speculation is that it tastes more like pinto beans than potatoes.

 

 

Dateline: Richmond, Virginia [state capital]

 

Another month has been given to a commission that is deciding what to do with dozens of Confederate monuments.

 

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Dateline: Sarasota, Florida

 

The On Eternal Patrol Memorial Reef will be constructed on the ocean floor off the Gulf of Mexico to honor more than 4,000 submarine crewman, who have died since 1900. Critics wonder if the Trump Administration did the math underestimating the total number of human deaths.

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In the American Heartland . . .

 

Dateline: Oswego, Illinois [ no Chicago is not the state capital ]

 

The school principal issued a stout apology of a yearbook picture of cheerleaders under a banner headline “No one ugly allowed.”

 

 

Dateline: Lansing, Michigan [state capital]

 

Gasoline prices have risen 32 cents a gallon during the last month. State officials don’t realize that drivers in California have been paying more than $4.00 per gallon for many more months.

 

 

Dateline: Cleveland, Tennessee

 

Feds acknowledged that the did a DEA raid on a family’s home erroneously.

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Elsewhere in the United State of America . . .

 

Dateline: Grand Junction, Colorado

 

A local state college – Colorado Mesa University – plans to build a campus specializing in culinary and hospitality programs for $15.7 million or less. Observers wonder why it will be located so far west within the state of Colorado and why it will be situated next to the region’s mental hospital.

 

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“Let It Be”  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyOs2abOYXg

In the North American Wild West . . .

Dateline: Las Vegas, Nevada [Carson City is the state capital]

Now the Golden Knights are down 1-3 in the Stanley Cup Finals. A backyard fire spread to three homes causing over $650K in damage. A winning $2 bet on Las Vegas will only recover (500 to 1) $1,000.

 

Dateline: Hobbs, New Mexico

The Catholic Church is investigating reports that a statue of Our Lady of Guadalupe is weeping.

 

Dateline: Fairbanks, Alaska [ JEW-no is the state capital ]

State animal control have released a plan to reduce the number of fornicating rabbits since their population increased by 1,000%.

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Along the North Atlantic Coast . . .

Dateline: Columbia, South Carolina [state capital]

Lottery officials state that Christmas Day winners will not be paid…

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The San Dailey Sun~Chronicles – Memorial Day 2018 Issue

 

“All the Good News”                                                                                                                                                                                          “News You Can Use”

“No Rumors, No Fakes – Just the Facts, Jack!”

“Newspapers are worth at least the price you pay; if it is free, it is worth nothing”

Volume VII, Issue 7             Monday, May 28, 2018                    ***** Edition  Only $1

 

TWWTW: That Was the Week That Was in America

 

In the North American Wild West . . .

 

Dateline: Cheyenne, Wyoming

For the first time in over 44 years, the Game and Fish Commission approved grizzly bear hunting. Opponents are disturbed that the animal’s population might grow extinct while being targeted by the NRA.

 

Dateline: Roswell, New Mexico

The Senior Special Olympics need 500 more volunteers for the scheduled games which run from July 18 to July 22, 2018.

 

Dateline: Denver, Colorado

A record was set in the sale of recreational marijuana. In March, it hit the $105 million mark.

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Along the North Atlantic Coast . .

Dateline: Tallahassee, Florida

The state crime rate has hit a 47 year all-time low. The shootings at high schools did not figure into the statistics.

Dateline: Providence, Rhode Island

The Roman Catholic diocese reports that no man has signed up for the Class of 2020 seminary school, which resumes this fall.

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In the American Heartland . .

Dateline: Indianapolis, Indiana

Besides the fact that a foreigner (Australian #12 Will Power) won the Indianapolis 500, some find it odd that Hoosier gas station owners are training staff to identify patrons and report them to police if they indeed think buyers are involved in human trafficking.

Dateline: Lincoln, Nebraska

A hearing is scheduled whether to restore Nebraska’s mountain lion hunting season. The season was stopped six years ago. Why? The NRA is looking into it.

Dateline: Bolivar, Missouri

87-year-old J. Donald Baker died after piloting a single engine airplane. The refuge landed at the Silo Ridge Golf Course. Observers wonder if he was late for his tee-time.

 

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Elsewhere in the United State of America . .

New Yorker Nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize Championship!  Odds are unlikely that despite the efforts of two dozen Republican congresspersons, reigning President Donald J. Trump will receive any peace prize.

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Political Endorsements in the State of California

Governor = Antonio Villaraigosa (Democrat)

Sheriff, San Mateo County = Mark D. Melville

Supervisor, San Mateo County = Don Horsley (incumbent)

Lt. Governor = Tim Ferrera (Libertarian)

Secretary of State = Erik Rydberg (the Green Party)

Controller = Mary Lou Finley (Peace and Freedom)

Treasurer = Fiona Ma (Democrat)

Attorney General = Dave Jones (Democrat)

Insurance Commissioner = Steve Poizner

Board of Equalization = Mark Burns (Republican)

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U. S. Senator = David A. Dailey (the Green Party)

U. S. Representative (18th District) = Christine Russell (Republican, not a Trump supporter)

County Superintendent of Schools = Deborah S. Baker (Democrat)

County Assessor/County Clerk = John K. Mooney

Coroner = John Herbert, M.D.

Proposition 68 = Yes

Proposition 69 = Yes

Proposition 70 = No

Proposition 71 = Yes

Proposition 72 = Yes

Regional Measure 3 = No

Measure R = No

 

 

Part III in a Series: Psychoanalysis of a Major Life-Changing Event (of an Ex-Wif)

Back to May Day ’18:

Some people think a new marriage is about money, others cite companionship as the #1 answer, and many point to greed.

Maybe it is due to fate. After all it is the Year of the Dog. But honestly, something doesn’t smell good here and I am not speaking of the other’s ass.

A neighbor told me it was a very convenient relationship of two divorcees. So a marriage of convenience seems like an idea worth thinking on for a pair of seniors.

I imagine money motivates some personalities. Financial insecurity is a big deal for many singles on a single income. Having a pension plan or significant 401K is something most Americans do not have.

Living with someone has both physical and economic security advantages. Love tends to be overrated, I suppose.

Excuse me, I am going to walk my dog and go take a cat nap.

 

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Major Golf Score = POTUS I.Q.

POTUS Donald J. Trump’s Most Notable Sporting Achievement During

His Nibbs’ U.S.A. Presidency

 

(FLORIDA – Earth Day Eve, Saturday, April 21, 2018) – While other living presidents were in Texas participating in former First Lady Barbara Bush’s funeral arrangements, the reigning elected President did something for the very first time. With the secret service attesting his score card, DJT scored equal to his intelligence quotient (IQ).

Pres Trump chipped to the 16th green and had enough. DJT picked up his golf ball and headed to his ‘oval office’ in Mirror-al-Lago, Florida. Neither the POTUS nor his Department of the Treasury caddies have revealed his nibb’s final score.

Speculation is that it approached a 70!

Trump’s actual IQ may be as low as 66.

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    White House Press Secretary for the WH was not available for comment and did not answer our phone calls or e-mails. She may have been playing in a foursome some distance behind DJT.

    Recognizing that there has been a significant rise in gasoline prices and Earth Day (1970-2018) was going to occur, his nibb’s signed two executive orders before he showered after his stunning round of golf.

One EX Order was to allow pollution and another was to aid oil companies to explore for petroleum – tax credits – even in national parks and nature preserves that exist on federally-owned lands.

The President’s overwhelmed personal physician, who now works double-time trying to micromanage the U. S. Department of Veterans’ Affairs, remains concerned about his patient’s skin cancer exposure, the prospect of providing care to thousands adversely affected by the renewed Trade War, Syrian military actions, and impending injuries and illnesses of troops involved in the war (aka military actions) versus Cuba.

Cuban leaders remain adamant that the WH cannot be trusted. Their newly appointed Communist Party leader and head-of-state replacing the Castro brothers is hoping that the imperialist Vice President and U. S. President will die shortly of carcinoma and rectal cancer, respectively.

 

 

 

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In the North American Wild West . . .

Studio City, California

Dancing With the Stars announced their starting lineup to the next season, which features UCLA graduate Lew Alcindor and his shorter gal dancer. 2018 Olympian ice skaters are not paired together but with more skilled dancers. No word from ABC-TV whether they will make Kareem dance on ice, too.

San Mateo, California

A made man of the Russian Mafia was issued a 3-day eviction notice. No action to date from the Archdiocese of San Francisco and Diocese of Reno who will be sent to be the Exorcist.

 

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Meanwhile Back in Nation’s Capital . . .

Mirror-al-Lago, Florida

The POTUS was seen in Key West Thursday afternoon after he deported the Japanese President on Wednesday. The Key West Golf Club failed to return our phone calls.

Georgetown Neighborhood, D.C.

Father Karras could not be located. The “Exorcist stairs” are concrete stairs located in Georgetown at the corner of Prospect St NW and 36th St NW, leading down to M Street NW. The stairs were padded with 1/2″-thick rubber to film the death of the character Father Karras.

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Niagra Falls

Within the Heartland of the Continent . . .

 

 

 

 

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World War Three? Who, What, When, Y?

Even the Queen of the U.K., for the first time since the ‘Cold War’ in 1983, is thinking that World War III can begin tonight.

If we take her royal highness’ word for it, we can hold our collective breath, prepare, ignore, or do something about it.

What will it be?

Excuse me, I am going to take a pill . . .

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