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Trump Administration “Making Progress”

Classic Satire Made by Susan Keller:

I can’t believe I’m saying this, but it looks like Rump is actually making America great again. Just look at the progress made since the election: LOL

1. Unprecedented levels of ongoing civic engagement.
2. Millions of Americans now know who their state and federal representatives are without having to google.
3. Millions of Americans are exercising more. They’re holding signs and marching every week.
4. Alec Baldwin is great again. Everyone’s forgotten he’s kind of a jerk.

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5. The Postal Service is enjoying the influx cash due to stamps purchased by millions of people for letter and postcard campaigns.
6. Likewise, the pharmaceutical industry is enjoying record growth in sales of anti-depressants.
7. Millions of Americans now know how to call their elected officials and know exactly what to say to be effective.
8. Footage of town hall meetings is now entertaining.
9. Tens of millions of people are now correctly spelling words like emoluments, narcissist, fascist, misogynist, holocaust and cognitive dissonance.
10. Everyone knows more about the rise of Hitler than they did last year.
11. Everyone knows more about legislation, branches of power and how checks and balances work.
12. Marginalized groups are experiencing a surge in white allies.
13. White people in record numbers have just learned that racism is not dead. (See #6)
14. White people in record numbers also finally understand that Obamacare IS the Affordable Care Act.
15. Stephen Colbert’s “Late Night” finally gained the elusive #1 spot in late night talk shows, and Seth Meyers is finding his footing as today’s Jon Stewart.
16. “Mike Pence” has donated millions of dollars to Planned Parenthood since Nov. 9th.
17. Melissa FREAKING McCarthy.
18. Travel ban protesters put $24 million into ACLU coffers in just 48 hours, enabling them to hire 200 more attorneys. Lawyers are now heroes.
19. As people seek veracity in their news sources, respected news outlets are happily reporting a substantial increase in subscriptions, a boon to a struggling industry vital to our democracy.
20. Live streaming court cases and congressional sessions are now as popular as the Kardashians.
21. Massive cleanup of Facebook friend lists.
22. People are reading classic literature again. Sales of George Orwell’s “1984” increased by 10,000% after the inauguration. (Yes, that is true. 10,000%. 9th grade Lit teachers all over the country are now rock stars.)
23. More than ever before, Americans are aware that education is important. Like, super important.
24. Now, more than anytime in history, everyone believes that anyone can be President. Seriously, anyone.
– Susan Keller

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FBI / NSA Fail to Sanction Clinton Cronies – Repeat the Same Misfeasance – Security Clearances Should Have Been Revoked for HRC’s Guilty Staffers

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Back in July, if it was anyone else security clearances would have been yanked.

Today, federal agencies did not act differently.

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Irony is Killing US – Four Kinds of Politics Identified by VP Joe Biden

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Vice President Joe Biden and his father have identified four kinds of American politics:

  • Labor Politics
  • Religious Politics
  • Regular Politics
  • Cancer Politics

In a concerted effort to get everyone involved and cooperating on-the-same-page, the Vice President [and I wish Joe would become our 45th President] has coined a “Moon Shots Program” for the Cancer Community.

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Legendary Basketball Coach Jimmy Valvano

This Cancer Community appears to be operating in its own individualist self-interest. If only researchers, doctors/oncologists, colleges and foundations, patients and their codependents and helpers, philanthropists, and others would work together to find cures for many types of cancer, we Americans who suffer – and the human race – would be better off.

Joe is not far off by comparing the American effort during the 1960s to a current emphasis on cancer solutions and prevention for our current decade, which has only four years remaining.

The urgency is now to get egos and financial incentives directed toward non-selfish results . . . and hurry before my best friend dies!

As national champion Coach Jimmy Valvano said weeks before his death, “Don’t give up, don’t ever give up!”

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President Playing Football with Bo;

Too bad he cannot run for president again.

Obama was good at running away from Republicans, too.

America does have a choice in this election: Vote Libertarian or Green Party

Get Wise Treasury Dept: Find a More Accomplished American Woman (with a smile)

Woman to Replace the First Secretary of the Treasury and Patriot Alexander Hamilton on the $10 Bill?   

August 31, 2015                                        By:  DaileySun@outlook.com

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You may be a registered voter from all 50 states and U.S. Territories

so participate in this national referendum [select the one best answer]:

  • Bessie Coleman (1910s – 1926)
  • Rosa Parks (1960s)
  • Oprah Winfrey (1990s and 2000s)
  • Harriet Tubman (1860s)
  • Maya Angelou (1990s)
  • The First Lady [new design every 4 years]
  • Michelle Obama (2008 – current)
  • Hillary Clinton (1990s – current)
  • Eleanor Roosevelt (1930s – 1963)
  • Saint Mother Elizabeth Ann Seton (1800s – 1821)
  • Catherine McCauley (1900s)
  • Saint Mother Theresa [not an American] (1950s – 1997)
  • A Mirror Image (one will be able to see yourself on the bill)
  • Caitlin (Gold Medalist Bruce) Jenner (1980s – 2010s)
  • Kim Kardasian (2010s)
  • Serena Williams (2010s)
  • Miley Cyrus (2010s)
  • David’s Grandmother (1903 – 1973)
  • Janis Joplin (1960s)
  • Mrs. Santa Claus [perhaps an American icon]
  • Mrs. (Robin Williams) Doubtfire (1993)
  • Martha Washington (1790s)
  • Molly Pitcher (1770s)
  • Florence Nightingale [British] (1850s – 1910)
  • Betsy Ross (1770s)
  • Rosie the Riveter (1940s)
  • Christie Brinkley (current)
  • Jacqueline Kennedy (1960s)
  • Barbara Bush (1990s)
  • Amelia Earhart (1920s)
  • Babe Zacharias (1920s)
  • Jane Pauley (2000s)
  • Juliette Gordon Low (1910s – 1927)
  • Virginia Dare (1587 – 1653)
  • Sandra Day O’Connor (1981 – 2007)
  • write-in  ___________________________________

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Your Opinion Counts Here – Voice It Until it is Too Late – What Hysterical/Historical American Woman???

Who on the Ten Buck Bill???

Question of the Month: Woman to Replace the First Secretary of the Treasury

Patriot Alexander Hamilton on the $10 Bill?   

                                August 31, 2015

By: DaileySun@outlook.com

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You may be a registered voter from all 50 states and U.S. Territories

to participate in this national referendum [select the one best answer]:

Betty/Betsy Coleman (1910s)

Rosa Parks (1960s)

Oprah Winfrey (2000s)

Harriet Tubman (1860s)

Maya Angelu (1990s)

The First Lady [new design every 4 yrs.]

Michelle Obama (current)

Hillary Clinton (current)

Eleanor Roosevelt (1940s)

Mother Elizabeth Seton (1800s)

Catherine McCauley (1900s)

Mother Theresa [not an American}

A Mirror Image (one will be able to see yourself on the bill)

Caitlin (Gold Medalist Bruce) Jenner (2010s)

Kim Kardasian (2010s)

Miley Cyrus (2010s)

David’s Grandmother (1970s)

Janis Joplin (1960s)

Mrs. Santa Claus [perhaps an American icon]

Mrs. (Robin Williams) Doubtfire (1990s)

write-in:  ______________________

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President Playing Football with Bo