The Dailey Sun~Chronicles: Volume 7, Issue 11 with News Bulletins Across the U.S.A.

TWWTW: That Was the Week That Was in America

 

In the North American Wild West . . .

Dateline: Aspen, Colorado

One dude pleaded guilty for throwing bottles of alcohol, bleach, and titanium oxide into the Roaring Fork River.

 

Dateline: Honolulu, Hawai’i

Japanese tourists, who interrupted a group of men injecting drugs in a restroom face $50,000.00 in medical costs from being assaulted.

 

Dateline: Coeur D’Alene, Idaho

The local resort estimates that 30,000 golf balls have accumulated on the floor of the lake bed near a floating golf green.

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Along the North Atlantic Coast . . .

Dateline: Providence, Rhode Island

Laws are being written to prohibit leasing arrangements for pets.

Dateline: Albany, New York

A series of cybersecurity drills are being conducted to see how vulnerable the state’s election system is to hacking.

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In the American Heartland . . .

Dateline: Harrisburg, Arkansas

Mayor Millis is searching for a new police chief after demoting the previous on for ‘disrespectfulness.’

Dateline: Paw Paw, Michigan

Police were told of a man shot in the neck while searching for deer antlers. He was charged for filing a false felony report when it was learned that the ‘victim’ fell on an arrow.

Dateline: Topeka, Kansas

Ten stretches of memorial roadways are being designated to honor fallen state law enforcement officers.

 

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Brown Bear After Dad

 

Elsewhere in the United State of America . . .

Dateline: Sarasota, Florida

A couple woke up to find a 300-pound alligator in their swimming pool.

 

 

Let it be: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyOs2abOYXg&feature=share

 

 

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The Dailey Sun~Chronicles – June 7th Issue Theme “Human Error”

That Was The Week That Was in the USA

In the North American Wild West . . .

 

Dateline: Las Vegas, Nevada [Carson City is the state capital]

 

Now the Golden Knights are down 1-3 in the Stanley Cup Finals. A backyard fire spread to three homes causing over $650K in damage. A winning $2 bet on Las Vegas will only recover (500 to 1) $1,000.

 

Dateline: Hobbs, New Mexico

 

Catholic Church is investigating reports that a statue or Our Lady of Guadalupe is weeping.

 

Dateline: Fairbanks, Alaska [ JEW-no is the state capital ]

 

State animal control have released a plan to reduce the number of fornicating rabbits since their population increased by 1,000%.

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“Let It Be” 

 

Along the North Atlantic Coast . . .

 

Dateline: Columbia, South Carolina [state capital]

 

Lottery officials state that Christmas Day winners will not be paid $35 million in prizes because there was a glitch whereby everyone was made a winner.

 

Dateline: Orono, Maine

 

A new genetic strain is being released by the University of Maine of a gourmet item, “Pinto Gold.” Speculation is that it tastes more like pinto beans than potatoes.

 

 

Dateline: Richmond, Virginia [state capital]

 

Another month has been given to a commission that is deciding what to do with dozens of Confederate monuments.

 

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Dateline: Sarasota, Florida

 

The On Eternal Patrol Memorial Reef will be constructed on the ocean floor off the Gulf of Mexico to honor more than 4,000 submarine crewman, who have died since 1900. Critics wonder if the Trump Administration did the math underestimating the total number of human deaths.

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In the American Heartland . . .

 

Dateline: Oswego, Illinois [ no Chicago is not the state capital ]

 

The school principal issued a stout apology of a yearbook picture of cheerleaders under a banner headline “No one ugly allowed.”

 

 

Dateline: Lansing, Michigan [state capital]

 

Gasoline prices have risen 32 cents a gallon during the last month. State officials don’t realize that drivers in California have been paying more than $4.00 per gallon for many more months.

 

 

Dateline: Cleveland, Tennessee

 

Feds acknowledged that the did a DEA raid on a family’s home erroneously.

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Elsewhere in the United State of America . . .

 

Dateline: Grand Junction, Colorado

 

A local state college – Colorado Mesa University – plans to build a campus specializing in culinary and hospitality programs for $15.7 million or less. Observers wonder why it will be located so far west within the state of Colorado and why it will be situated next to the region’s mental hospital.

 

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That Was the Week That Was in America

“Let It Be”  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyOs2abOYXg

In the North American Wild West . . .

Dateline: Las Vegas, Nevada [Carson City is the state capital]

Now the Golden Knights are down 1-3 in the Stanley Cup Finals. A backyard fire spread to three homes causing over $650K in damage. A winning $2 bet on Las Vegas will only recover (500 to 1) $1,000.

 

Dateline: Hobbs, New Mexico

The Catholic Church is investigating reports that a statue of Our Lady of Guadalupe is weeping.

 

Dateline: Fairbanks, Alaska [ JEW-no is the state capital ]

State animal control have released a plan to reduce the number of fornicating rabbits since their population increased by 1,000%.

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Along the North Atlantic Coast . . .

Dateline: Columbia, South Carolina [state capital]

Lottery officials state that Christmas Day winners will not be paid…

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Part III in a Series: Psychoanalysis of a Major Life-Changing Event (of an Ex-Wif)

Back to May Day ’18:

Some people think a new marriage is about money, others cite companionship as the #1 answer, and many point to greed.

Maybe it is due to fate. After all it is the Year of the Dog. But honestly, something doesn’t smell good here and I am not speaking of the other’s ass.

A neighbor told me it was a very convenient relationship of two divorcees. So a marriage of convenience seems like an idea worth thinking on for a pair of seniors.

I imagine money motivates some personalities. Financial insecurity is a big deal for many singles on a single income. Having a pension plan or significant 401K is something most Americans do not have.

Living with someone has both physical and economic security advantages. Love tends to be overrated, I suppose.

Excuse me, I am going to walk my dog and go take a cat nap.

 

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Major Golf Score = POTUS I.Q.

POTUS Donald J. Trump’s Most Notable Sporting Achievement During

His Nibbs’ U.S.A. Presidency

 

(FLORIDA – Earth Day Eve, Saturday, April 21, 2018) – While other living presidents were in Texas participating in former First Lady Barbara Bush’s funeral arrangements, the reigning elected President did something for the very first time. With the secret service attesting his score card, DJT scored equal to his intelligence quotient (IQ).

Pres Trump chipped to the 16th green and had enough. DJT picked up his golf ball and headed to his ‘oval office’ in Mirror-al-Lago, Florida. Neither the POTUS nor his Department of the Treasury caddies have revealed his nibb’s final score.

Speculation is that it approached a 70!

Trump’s actual IQ may be as low as 66.

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    White House Press Secretary for the WH was not available for comment and did not answer our phone calls or e-mails. She may have been playing in a foursome some distance behind DJT.

    Recognizing that there has been a significant rise in gasoline prices and Earth Day (1970-2018) was going to occur, his nibb’s signed two executive orders before he showered after his stunning round of golf.

One EX Order was to allow pollution and another was to aid oil companies to explore for petroleum – tax credits – even in national parks and nature preserves that exist on federally-owned lands.

The President’s overwhelmed personal physician, who now works double-time trying to micromanage the U. S. Department of Veterans’ Affairs, remains concerned about his patient’s skin cancer exposure, the prospect of providing care to thousands adversely affected by the renewed Trade War, Syrian military actions, and impending injuries and illnesses of troops involved in the war (aka military actions) versus Cuba.

Cuban leaders remain adamant that the WH cannot be trusted. Their newly appointed Communist Party leader and head-of-state replacing the Castro brothers is hoping that the imperialist Vice President and U. S. President will die shortly of carcinoma and rectal cancer, respectively.

 

 

 

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In the North American Wild West . . .

 

Dateline: Grand Junction, Colorado

 

Someone claimed they started a recent out-of-control fire while working on a lawn mower tire. No word on why they may have used it as fuel for a bonfire nor who they voted for in the last national election.

 

Dateline: Boise, Idaho

 

A second firearm company has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy in seven days. Boise Gun Company was shot by recent political and legal challenges about gun control and violence involving the death of American children.

 

 

Along the North Atlantic Coast . . .

 

Dateline: Charlotte, North Carolina

 

The city entered a bid to host the 2020 Republican National Convention. There is already contention of how to mark the toilet room doors.

 

 

Dateline: Durham, New Hampshire

 

James Dean, Jr. – no relation to Jimmy Dean Sausage or legendary actor James Dean – is the new president of the University of New Hampshire. No word yet how he will respond to an NCAA basketball probe or how he will use this post as a stepping-stone to run for the presidency of the USA.

 

 

Dateline: Alamonte Springs, Florida

 

Police say a woman sprayed gasoline on her ex-boyfriend and set him on fire during an Easter dinner. Authorities did not reveal why the man accepted her dinner invitation and what provoked both of them to want to go to hell.

 

 

Dateline: Richmond, Virginia

 

Governor Ralph signed legislation raising the threshold for felony thefts from $200 to $500. The Governor’s Office failed to comment why he wishes to encourage violations of the Seventh Commandment nor what thief he was trying to get released from prison without pardoning.

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In the American Heartland . . .

 

Dateline: Wichita, Kansas

 

The state recorded its lowest number of abortions in 30 years. The report in the Wichita Eagle did not include information of what became of Planned Parenthood locations nor if this was due to a reduction in teenage sexual activity.

 

 

Dateline: Beatrice, Nebraska

 

A man robbed a bank so that he could receive medical treatment from the state prison system. Authorities were dumbfounded whether he was looking for a sex-change operation or why he could not find a gun to take into the bank.

 

 

Dateline: Egg Harbor, Wisconsin

 

The Alpine Resort, Gun, and Golf Course, which has been family-owned for more than 95 years, is on the market. The family would not respond to inquiries as to what Chinese family from Red China they will sell.

 

 

Elsewhere in the United State of America . . .

 

University of Notre Dame fans are celebrating

both a men’s and woman’s NCAA National Championship!

 

Their basketball team finished 34-3 this season after defeating previously undefeated U. Conn Huskies and once-beaten Mississippi State Bulldogs last weekend in the 2018 Final Four. It was head coach Muffet McGraw’s second title and 800th career victory.

 

The men’s hockey team won two at the 2018 Frozen Four – winning games versus the Michigan Wolverines and University of Minnesota at Duluth Bulldogs. That earned the hockey program N.D.’s first national championship in history.

 

As with the dramatic last second winning baskets, the hockey team scored with 3.5 seconds remaining in the Michigan game and rallied from a 2-0 deficit versus the Minnesota team during the Frozen Four played in St. Paul, Minnesota

 

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Finding Your Creative Genius

 

Creativity, channeling energy, and connectivity of separate technologies are essential cognitive qualities, which scientific studies have revealed that geniuses, award winners, and great fine artists possess. Another key attribute is that superb individuals apply their curiosity of their environment.

 

Not everyone can achieve the greatness of Mozart, Einstein, Shakespeare, nor Matisse but start being more curious of the world around yourself and you may be amazed with the results. Creativity, discovery, and invention is not solely based on IQ.

 

Great accomplishments have occurred when engineers, scientists, musicians, and painters have somehow linked two realities from different technologies. Imagination is a key. Simpler minds can be vulnerable to physical or mental distractions or unrelated facts. Another key to unlock new directions in most any field of endeavor is channeling energy with focus.

 

This focus is analogous to a wise manager budgeting resources effectively in order to address multiple needs, facilitate issue resolution, and solve problems.

 

Musicians often refer to harmony. With creativity, we can perceive a harmonic connection of dispersant ideas.

 

In addition to meditation, one technique I have used is to feel every bodily sense – sight, sound, smell, touch, proprioception, and taste. Think of what qualities each sense gives your brain and combine the sensations and cognitive feelings.

 

Your ultimate success will depend upon how you apply knowledge, work hard, display perseverance, and become – if you aren’t already – passionate about your field of work.

 

If you do not believe this, just take a look at savants with a diagnosed mental illness. Their abilities in specific areas are outstanding. One set of examples are those known as calendar savants. Savants can display unreal behaviors without collaboration with other masterminds.

 

For your information, these ideas are not just proven theories. Investigate real-life examples and study the following resources:

  • Biographies of recognized geniuses
  • The Theory of Everything
  • The evolution of biotechnology’s CRISPR
  • The organization “Bring Change 2 Mind”
  • The field of Architecture
  • Hypotheses of Precognition
  • The elements of Extrasensory Perception (ESP) and the Paranormal

 

 

Those of us who aren’t natural geniuses can muster great results by collaborating with others. The winning team concept goes beyond the sporting arena.

 

Healthcare professionals and smart citizens are promoting the destigmatization of mental health. Old concepts have given rise to prejudice, unfair judgement, and isolation of people with mental health diagnoses. Acceptance – not isolation – is important. People historically have been preyed upon. After all, one of four Americans has a mental illness. This approach is contraindicated in terms of better mental health as well as being unethical bias.

 

We can agree that minds and mental health matters. Treatments as well as how we view it matters very much.

 

Evidence is overwhelming that people who work with their hands simultaneously stimulate their brains. Runners can also relate to the “high” they feel.

 

Aside from teamwork, there are many ways to develop ingenuity. There must be more than 100 exercises to boost neural activity of the brain and creativity.

 

 

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United States Declares War on Three New Fronts in Three Continents

Washington, D.C. (Easter Week 2018) – Alleged Christian Donald J. Trump is now declaring new wars in three continental fronts: East Asia, Central America, and the Middle East – versus Red China, Syria, and ‘caravans’ of North and South Americans headed north, supposedly to work in agricultural jobs that U.S. citizens will not do.

The renewed ‘Tariff War’ targeted at the socioeconomics of over one billion people may be the toughest to win. Those that know history recall bankruptcies as well as lost ‘military’ battles the U.S. has waged against immigration and Middle East people.

Those that understand American government see irony of how any President can declare war without an act of Congress.

Also remarkable is, as the National Director of National Security (DHS), a.k.a. Homeland [no relation to German Nazis] described, no details to the White House Press Corp how, when, why, and at what financial cost the southwest border war will entail.

Perhaps it would help if presidential advisors would provide planning assistance for the federal government?

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More planning and less tweeting may improve the United States’ odds of winning any international conflict?!?

As my old friend Bob would say, “Lord have mercy!”

Timing in sports, stand-up comedy, business, cooking, and international politics is very important. May the Lord spare US from three losses, poor jokes, bankruptcy, world disasters, death, and another burned pot roast.

 

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“Sweet 16” Results into “Final 4”

I don’t feel another Loyola win or two in the tournament would be an upset.

For further analysis, check out:
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South Region:
Kansas State Wildcats 24-11 (+3.5) vs.
Kentucky Wildcats 26-10

Loyola-Chicago Ramblers 30-5 (+2.5) vs.
University of Nevada at Reno 29-7

West Region:
Michigan Wolverines 30-7 (-3.5) vs.
Texas A&M Aggies 22-12

Florida State Seminoles 21-11 (+2.5) vs.
Gonzaga U. Bulldogs 32-4

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. . . as Yogi would say, “It is not over until it’s over.”
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East Region:
Purdue U. Boilermakers 30-6(-1.5) vs.
Texas Tech Red Raiders 26-9

Villanova Wildcats 32-4 (-2.5) vs.
West Virginia Mountaineers 26-10

Midwest Region:
Clemson Tigers 25-9 (+4.5)
U. of Kansas Jayhawks 29-7

Duke U. Blue Demons 28-7 (-7.5) vs.
Syracuse U. Orangemen 23-13

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Underdogs galore to choose from:

  • Take Indianapolis Colts (+5.5; over 46.5) at the Minnesota Twin Vikings
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  • Your choice – Tennessee Tuxedo Titans (+5.5, o/u 41.5) at the stumbling Kansas City Indian Chiefs
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President Playing Football with Bo

Later games:

  • New Orleans Saints (+1.5, o/u 50.5) at the disappointing Arizona (ought to move back to St. Louis) Cardinals
  • Atlanta Falcons (-13.5, o/u 50.5) hosting the sad San Francisco 49ers (Niners are now actually from Santa Clara and owned by the sinking Jed York family)
  • Denver Broncos (+2.5, o/u 44.5) hosting the cooling down New England Patriots
  • Oakland Raiders! (-3.5, o/u 43.5) at the struggling last-place San Diego Chargers

NBC game: Tampa Bay Buccaneers (-7.5, o/u 45.5) at the Dallas Cowgirls

MNF: Carolina Panthers (+7.5; o/u 50.5) at the Washington Indian Redskins

 

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Get Wise Treasury Dept: Find a More Accomplished American Woman (with a smile)

Woman to Replace the First Secretary of the Treasury and Patriot Alexander Hamilton on the $10 Bill?   

August 31, 2015                                        By:  DaileySun@outlook.com

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You may be a registered voter from all 50 states and U.S. Territories

so participate in this national referendum [select the one best answer]:

  • Bessie Coleman (1910s – 1926)
  • Rosa Parks (1960s)
  • Oprah Winfrey (1990s and 2000s)
  • Harriet Tubman (1860s)
  • Maya Angelou (1990s)
  • The First Lady [new design every 4 years]
  • Michelle Obama (2008 – current)
  • Hillary Clinton (1990s – current)
  • Eleanor Roosevelt (1930s – 1963)
  • Saint Mother Elizabeth Ann Seton (1800s – 1821)
  • Catherine McCauley (1900s)
  • Saint Mother Theresa [not an American] (1950s – 1997)
  • A Mirror Image (one will be able to see yourself on the bill)
  • Caitlin (Gold Medalist Bruce) Jenner (1980s – 2010s)
  • Kim Kardasian (2010s)
  • Serena Williams (2010s)
  • Miley Cyrus (2010s)
  • David’s Grandmother (1903 – 1973)
  • Janis Joplin (1960s)
  • Mrs. Santa Claus [perhaps an American icon]
  • Mrs. (Robin Williams) Doubtfire (1993)
  • Martha Washington (1790s)
  • Molly Pitcher (1770s)
  • Florence Nightingale [British] (1850s – 1910)
  • Betsy Ross (1770s)
  • Rosie the Riveter (1940s)
  • Christie Brinkley (current)
  • Jacqueline Kennedy (1960s)
  • Barbara Bush (1990s)
  • Amelia Earhart (1920s)
  • Babe Zacharias (1920s)
  • Jane Pauley (2000s)
  • Juliette Gordon Low (1910s – 1927)
  • Virginia Dare (1587 – 1653)
  • Sandra Day O’Connor (1981 – 2007)
  • write-in  ___________________________________

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