The Dailey Sun~Chronicles
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“No Rumors, No Fake News Stories – Just the Facts, Jack!”
Volume VII, Issue 25 10 – 25 – 18 Weekend ***** Edition
The Good, Bad, and the Ugly
This Weekend’s Version of
“That Was the Week That Was in America”
[First] The Good News . . .
Dateline: Kansas City, Missouri
A man whose excessive flatulence forced the end of interrogation has pleaded guilty to federal gun and drug charges.
Dateline: Topeka, Kansas
A statue of former president and WWII general Dwight David Eisenhour was erected on the statehouse grounds.
Dateline: Gainesville, Florida
Northeast Park was renamed after iconic rocker Tom Petty, who played there as a boy.
Dateline: Brownsville, Texas
Solid median barriers along highway 48 are being modified to better protect the nesting grounds of pelicans.
Dateline: Santa Fe, New Mexico
The Vice President Mike Pence today is leading a political rally down in Roswell in support of GOP candidates. Future breaking news of his visit may stir up another UFO siting.
Dateline: Quechee, Vermont
The family of a man who jumped from a bridge hopes that a fence built will prevent suicides.
Dateline: Wichita, Kansas
A new crop report shows mostly adequate soil moisture levels across the state.
Dateline: Newport News, Virginia
Jill Biden christened the navy’s newest Virginia-class submarine, named the USS Delaware.
Dateline: Houghton, Michigan
The first phase of a multiyear effort to rebuild the gray wolf population at Isle Royale National Park has concluded.
Dateline: Las Vegas, Nevada
After less that two weeks on the job, Police Chief Jerry Delgado has resigned.
Dateline: Wapakoneta, Ohio
The town has begun a month-long celebration honoring the 50th anniversary of native Neil Armstrong walking on the moon.
Dateline: New York, New York
A federal judge has ordered the release of a 2-year-old boy separated from his parents at the Mexican border more than six weeks ago.
Dateline: Rocky Mount, Virginia
The Empire Bakery Commissary plans a $10 million expansion that will create 75 jobs.
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Uncle Jed Sees Post Turtle
Now for the Bad News . . .
Dateline: Madison, Wisconsin
There is a severe shortage of psychiatrists in the state. Twenty of Wisconsin’s 72 counties are without a practicing shrink. Perhaps the reason the governor is crazy like a republican.
Dateline: Portland, Maine
St. Lawrence University has decided NOT to rescind the honorary degree for Senator Susan Collins even in light of her recent Supreme Court nominee confirmation vote.
Dateline: Salem, Oregon
A federal judge denied a request to halt a logging operation in the Umpqua National Forest. The Umpqua National Bank is denying any involvement in this case.
Dateline: Santa Fe, New Mexico
The state agency that helps disabled Americans find work is telling job seekers to go away, citing its own financial woes.
Dateline: Provincetown, Massachusetts
Researchers say “Ladders”, a fin whale that washed ashore, was known to them for over 30 years.
Dateline: Key West, Florida
Nearly 3,000 have left the island chain to relocate following Hurricane Irma last year.
Dateline: Rindge, New Hampshire
Pigs are seeking the public’s help to find a white man who poured maple syrup on a police cruiser.
Dateline: St. Joseph, Tennessee
Authorities say a 10-year-old girl was accidently shot in the head by her twin brother.
Dateline: Auburn, Maine
The local police department is going to start shaming shoplifters by posting mug shots online in order to deal with their “out-of-control” problem.
. . . wishing for no more bad news
Dateline: Olympia, Washington
Voters in two counties were mistakenly sent ballot-return envelops requiring two stamp postage.
Dateline: Jackson, Mississippi
Four Louisiana men pleaded not guilty in trying to bribe the Kemper County sheriff with $2,000 in casino chips while seeking lucrative jail contracts.
Dateline: Montpelier, Vermont
The Attorney General says scammers pretending to be utility companies are calling customers to demand payments for electricity.
Dateline: Pauls Valley, Oklahoma
Financially troubled Pauls Valley Regional Medical Center has closed.
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The Ugly News . . .
Dateline: West Helena, Arkansas
An animal shelter says someone has been breaking in and using stolen dogs for dogfights.
Dateline: York, South Carolina
Bedbugs have been found in the offices at the Moss Justice Center.
Dateline: Monroe, Wisconsin
It is believed that skeletal remains found by deer hunters in Adams County are those of a man missing since 2017.
Dateline: Helena, Montana
A good doctor died when his rifle discharged after he returned from a hunting trip.
Dateline: St. Paul, Minnesota
State officials state more than 300 people have died as a result of traffic crashes in 2018.
More ugly and sad news stories …
Dateline: Sullivan, Missouri
Authorities say an 81-year-old man drowned after crashing his car into a neighborhood pond and then trying to retrieve and save his groceries.
Dateline: Hodges, South Carolina
Deputies say a 17-year-old shooting at a street sign accidently killed a man sitting at home on his front porch.
Dateline: Youngstown, Ohio
A man charged in a human-trafficking investigation apparently fatally shot himself.
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