The San Dailey Sun- Chronicles
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Volume VII, Issue 6 Friday, April 20, 2018 ***** Edition Only One [$1] Buck
In the North American Wild West . . .
Studio City, California
Dancing With the Stars announced their starting lineup to the next season, which features UCLA graduate Lew Alcindor and his shorter gal dancer. 2018 Olympian ice skaters are not paired together but with more skilled dancers. No word from ABC-TV whether they will make Kareem dance on ice, too.
San Mateo, California
A made man of the Russian Mafia was issued a 3-day eviction notice. No action to date from the Archdiocese of San Francisco and Diocese of Reno who will be sent to be the Exorcist.
A. E. Neuman
Meanwhile Back in Nation’s Capital . . .
The POTUS was seen in Key West Thursday afternoon after he deported the Japanese President on Wednesday. The Key West Golf Club failed to return our phone calls.
Georgetown Neighborhood, D.C.
Father Karras could not be located. The “Exorcist stairs” are concrete stairs located in Georgetown at the corner of Prospect St NW and 36th St NW, leading down to M Street NW. The stairs were padded with 1/2″-thick rubber to film the death of the character Father Karras.
Within the Heartland of the Continent . . .
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