Major Golf Score = POTUS I.Q.

POTUS Donald J. Trump’s Most Notable Sporting Achievement During

His Nibbs’ U.S.A. Presidency

 

(FLORIDA – Earth Day Eve, Saturday, April 21, 2018) – While other living presidents were in Texas participating in former First Lady Barbara Bush’s funeral arrangements, the reigning elected President did something for the very first time. With the secret service attesting his score card, DJT scored equal to his intelligence quotient (IQ).

Pres Trump chipped to the 16th green and had enough. DJT picked up his golf ball and headed to his ‘oval office’ in Mirror-al-Lago, Florida. Neither the POTUS nor his Department of the Treasury caddies have revealed his nibb’s final score.

Speculation is that it approached a 70!

Trump’s actual IQ may be as low as 66.

joe bi“I told you so,” states Joe

    White House Press Secretary for the WH was not available for comment and did not answer our phone calls or e-mails. She may have been playing in a foursome some distance behind DJT.

    Recognizing that there has been a significant rise in gasoline prices and Earth Day (1970-2018) was going to occur, his nibb’s signed two executive orders before he showered after his stunning round of golf.

One EX Order was to allow pollution and another was to aid oil companies to explore for petroleum – tax credits – even in national parks and nature preserves that exist on federally-owned lands.

The President’s overwhelmed personal physician, who now works double-time trying to micromanage the U. S. Department of Veterans’ Affairs, remains concerned about his patient’s skin cancer exposure, the prospect of providing care to thousands adversely affected by the renewed Trade War, Syrian military actions, and impending injuries and illnesses of troops involved in the war (aka military actions) versus Cuba.

Cuban leaders remain adamant that the WH cannot be trusted. Their newly appointed Communist Party leader and head-of-state replacing the Castro brothers is hoping that the imperialist Vice President and U. S. President will die shortly of carcinoma and rectal cancer, respectively.

 

 

 

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“Sweet 16” Results into “Final 4”

I don’t feel another Loyola win or two in the tournament would be an upset.

For further analysis, check out:
https://maxsscoutservicesllc.wordpress.com/2018/03/20/they-call-it-the-sweet-sixteen-of-march-madness-a-k-a-the-big-dance/

South Region:
Kansas State Wildcats 24-11 (+3.5) vs.
Kentucky Wildcats 26-10

Loyola-Chicago Ramblers 30-5 (+2.5) vs.
University of Nevada at Reno 29-7

West Region:
Michigan Wolverines 30-7 (-3.5) vs.
Texas A&M Aggies 22-12

Florida State Seminoles 21-11 (+2.5) vs.
Gonzaga U. Bulldogs 32-4

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. . . as Yogi would say, “It is not over until it’s over.”
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East Region:
Purdue U. Boilermakers 30-6(-1.5) vs.
Texas Tech Red Raiders 26-9

Villanova Wildcats 32-4 (-2.5) vs.
West Virginia Mountaineers 26-10

Midwest Region:
Clemson Tigers 25-9 (+4.5)
U. of Kansas Jayhawks 29-7

Duke U. Blue Demons 28-7 (-7.5) vs.
Syracuse U. Orangemen 23-13

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NFL 7/8 Parlay Wagers Accepted

 

Max’s Weekly NFL Teaser Card **

Wager $ 50.00 on a 7 or 8-team Parlay and win at 40 to 1 odds

 

Underdogs galore to choose from:

  • Take Indianapolis Colts (+5.5; over 46.5) at the Minnesota Twin Vikings
  • Take Detroit Lions (+3.5, over/under 40.5) at the New Jersey Giants
  • Your choice – Tennessee Tuxedo Titans (+5.5, o/u 41.5) at the stumbling Kansas City Indian Chiefs
  • Buffalo Bills (-10.5; o/u 41.5) at home versus the hapless Cleveland Indian Browns
  • Your choice / pick ‘em – Philly Eagles (5.5; o/u 40.5) at the Baltimore Ravens
  • Houston Texans (-7.5, o/u 39.5) at home versus the Jacksonville Jaguars
  • Pittsburgh Steelers (-3.5, o/u 39.5) at the Cincinnati Bengals
  • Green Bay Packers (-7.5, o/u 39.5) at the cold Bears’ Soldiers Field in Chicago

**  Send your wager to DaileySun@outlook.com and receive a confirmation prior to 9:00 p.m. PST Saturday, December 17, 2016

Obama and Bo the Dog
President Playing Football with Bo

Later games:

  • New Orleans Saints (+1.5, o/u 50.5) at the disappointing Arizona (ought to move back to St. Louis) Cardinals
  • Atlanta Falcons (-13.5, o/u 50.5) hosting the sad San Francisco 49ers (Niners are now actually from Santa Clara and owned by the sinking Jed York family)
  • Denver Broncos (+2.5, o/u 44.5) hosting the cooling down New England Patriots
  • Oakland Raiders! (-3.5, o/u 43.5) at the struggling last-place San Diego Chargers

NBC game: Tampa Bay Buccaneers (-7.5, o/u 45.5) at the Dallas Cowgirls

MNF: Carolina Panthers (+7.5; o/u 50.5) at the Washington Indian Redskins

 

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Last Night in “Glentucky” – New Year’s – 2000 Hours – Five Degrees Above Farenheit – Waxing to a Full Moon on 1-5-2015

I am warm inside a bed and breakfast close to downtown Glenwood Springs, Colorado. My friends who I have met in the regional homeless community are either staying in the basement of a Christian church in West Glenwood or in the basement of a Catholic church in Aspen. Each overnight program has many more than 20 participants. This does not include the multitude of families and children who locally receive food assistance. Dozens of other homeless people are ‘camping out’ even though the location they end up sleeping at may be a criminal defense.

Glenwood Springs Amtrak Station near the Colorado River
Glenwood Springs Amtrak Station near the Colorado River

In “Glentucky” alone, over 60 adults attended tonight’s Extended Table dinner hour in the basement of the First Methodist Church Tonight it was hosted by St. Mary of the Star Roman Catholic Church of Carbondale, Colorado, which is located about 15 miles south of Glenwood Springs and 25 miles north of Aspen. In Garfield County, there are four towns that serve some evening hot meals. Glenwood Springs and Aspen have daytime shelters for homeless and disadvantaged adults.

I will write more about how it was living almost seven consecutive months in this region of the United States of America. Right now I have to resume my packing… the next freight train going west leaves Glentucky about Noon.

P. S. On 12/31/14, I left a Janzsport backpack in the 1st Methodist Church basement dining room. It had a smartphone, 15 year old address book, passport, banking documents, and other personal effects. I never saw it again.

I tried to contact the church and the town’s homeless daycare center… no luck.

So hard, if not impossible to replace stuff like that.

Less than a week later, I got off the Amtrak train ill. Went to a hospital in Reno.

A day after that, my wallet was pickpocketed across from Harrah’s Casino on Reno’s Virginia Street. [needless to say, in retrospect 2015 sucked!]

Honestly, Reno Nevada = the worst city in the USA to be homeless!

Reno Treats Houseless People So, So Poorly… O Lord Have Mercy

Reno gets what it deserves… a series of earthquakes today on Christmas Eve, Eve.

The so-called “Catholic Charities of Northern Nevada” are not a Roman Catholic organization any longer. Run by bureaucrats and funded by federal, state, Washoe County, Douglas County, City of Reno, City of Sparks funds, and private charitable contributions from well-meaning Americans and others just looking for an income tax write-off.

Please give the needy what they need. Solutions, not excuses and half-baked ideas.

RENO (Nevada) ! Oh the way they treat houseless people is disgusting… the ghetto on Record Street, created by the Reno City Council, is a joke!

Catholic Charities USA in Reno Nevada is NOT A CATHOLIC ORGANIZATION but a group collecting federal, state, local, and private donations to cover their “administrative costs” and serve those god-awful lunches at St. Vincent’s Dining Room (no relation to St. Vincent of the Society of St. Vincent de Paul (headquartered in the Archdiocese of St. Louis)… ‘come on, man!

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Artist Gets Her MoJo Back at Mel’s Diner in Westside Reno

Mel’s Diner with Our Outstanding Waitress Miss Morgan at the Sands Hotel & Casino of Reno, Nevada (Saturday Night, February 21, 2015) – Rachael Mastrangelo Senko of Magnolia, Texas, delighted the dinner guests with her artful talents at the dining table. In a matter of minutes, Rachael inked a remarkable drawing of Lazarus in a Lenten-colored sash.

The thumbprint included the paraclete, sacred spirit, dove of the Holy Ghost alongside the Son of Man [also known as the Lamb of God (note that the Chinese New Year of the Sheep began last Thursday) Jesus Christ’s rugged cross. It has already been entitled, “The Passion of Christ.”

Copies of this Eastertime masterpiece on a medium background color of your choosing may be ordered directly from the artist. You may reach Rachael Mastrangelo Senko on her cellular, presently working in Northern Nevada, at (415) 720-6939.

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Thankx. Love…kisses…and dance like there is no body watching!

D. A. D.’s Status Report on the Screenplay “The Last Resort” and Motivated to Give Up Casino Life for Lent (40 Days)

 and Dateline: 2-20-2015

County of Douglas, Northern Nevada

fyi, I’m still sick as a dog

  • my joints and muscles feel like I got beat up by two old ladies.
  • My stomach is spasming and cramping after this feta cheese + spinach stuffed pig  tenderloin lunch.

I ate a warm noon meal at the Sr. center… just finishing up…

and nope, I am not playing bingo with the rest of the folks.

Two (2) casinos 86’ed me for the day… I guess I will give up casino life for this Lenten Season.

Facts:

Thanks to Mr. James of the C.O.D. Garage and Casino on 3595 Esmeralda Avenue in historic downtown Minden for throwing me out twice (4:00 a.m. and 7:15 a.m.). Mr. J. had someone cash-out my electronic-computer-generated winnings ticket. It was for $19.75. The dude came back with $14.75. I did not notice the missing Lincoln. The messenger was given 3 authentic sort-of-silver quarters as a tip. This casino beat me by $6.00.

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The other casino had Mr. Pete eject me from the hotel lobby outside the business center – this center is about the size of two linen closets with two PCs, no office supplies, an aged printer, and no Microsoft software loaded on it.  I keep telling myself that the BDI is a resort, not a four star hotel, motor lodge, and camper park. At this casino, I cashed-out my computer-generated winnings ticket for $14.25. Go figure… I tipped both bartenders 4 silver-clad or copper sandwiched US quarters. Thus, this casino beat me by $8.25.

Well, at least the BDI gave me two shots of some sort of Kahlua-flavored liquer for breakfast.

Still cannot get green handing suitcase from the Holiday Lodge, but called the US Marshals office and the state (Nevada) Attorney’s Oriface.  Ms. Jackie is the owner who split town yesterday.

I missed the train from Reno this morning.

There is always another train at the same time the following day.

Aloha.

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