→ You’ll wear flip flops every day of the year, regardless of temperature.
→ “Humid” is over 25%.
→ Your sense of direction is: “Toward the mountains” and “Away from the mountains.”
→ You say “the interstate” and everybody knows which one.
→ You think May is a totally normal month for a blizzard.
→ You buy your flowers on Mother’s day, but try and hold off planting them until just before Father’s day.
→ Your kids plan their Halloween costumes around their coats.
→ You’ve gone off-roading in a vehicle that was never intended for such activities.
→ You always know the elevation of where you are.
→ You wake up to a beautiful, 80 degree day and wonder if it’s going to snow tomorrow.
→ You don’t care that the stadium was renamed, the Broncos still play at Mile High.
→ Everybody wears jeans to church.
→ You know what a “trust fund hippy” is, and you know its natural habitat is Boulder.
→ Your two favorite teams are the Broncos and whoever is beating the pants off the Raiders.
→ When people out East tell you they have mountains in their state too, you just laugh.