Funny Signs You’re a Coloradoan

→ You’ll wear flip flops every day of the year, regardless of temperature.

→ “Humid” is over 25%.

→ Your sense of direction is: “Toward the mountains” and “Away from the mountains.”

→ You say “the interstate” and everybody knows which one.

→ You think May is a totally normal month for a blizzard.

→ You buy your flowers on Mother’s day, but try and hold off planting them until just before Father’s day.

→ Your kids plan their Halloween costumes around their coats.

→ You’ve gone off-roading in a vehicle that was never intended for such activities.

→ You always know the elevation of where you are.

→ You wake up to a beautiful, 80 degree day and wonder if it’s going to snow tomorrow.

→ You don’t care that the stadium was renamed, the Broncos still play at Mile High.

→ Everybody wears jeans to church.

→ You know what a “trust fund hippy” is, and you know its natural habitat is Boulder.

→ Your two favorite teams are the Broncos and whoever is beating the pants off the Raiders.

→ When people out East tell you they have mountains in their state too, you just laugh.


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